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Champagne Wishes And TEQUILA Dreams

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW…..  Dreaming can be a double-edged sword. It feels so good to sleep heavily and fall into La-La Land; especially when it’s the really good dreams you remember vividly the next morning; the ones where we champagne wish ourselves back to sleep to literally keep the dream alive. And then there’s … Continued

An [Unpolished] Attitude For Gratitude

‘Tis the season to flex our attitude for gratitude. The holiday season reminds us how blessed we are for what we have. The holiday season highlights all the good in our lives. The holiday season is the season that technically is intended to last three-hundred-sixty-five days a year but somehow slips through the cracks by … Continued

THE UNPOLISHED SANDWICH GENERATION

Hey Millennials, JUST TO LET YOU KNOW…. ya might need to sit on the sidelines for this one. Us Gen-Xer’s are dealing with a meal we didn’t even know we ordered. Sorry Tanya Zukerbrot, I doubt you’d find it  F-Factor approved unless of course we replace the high fiber intake with a high oh fuck intake … Continued

The Unpolished Apology: 2.5 Decades Later

It was February 1994. I remember exactly where I was when the landline rang in my college apartment and I received the news my oldest, dearest friend has just gotten engaged. Despite the fact that at the time my own level of commitment revolved more around if I should order a Zima with a shot … Continued

From Parents To Our Pubescents: An Unpolished Plea

Dear Pubescents, JUST TO LET YOU KNOW…. We’ve called you six times on your cell phone and you haven’t picked up. We’ve texted you double that amount and have gotten no reply. We’ve even resorted to figuring out how to take a picture of ourselves and snapping it to you. Obviously we must really want … Continued

Amuse-Douche

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW… I was about three and a half weeks behind the rest of the world in real time television but now I’m happy to report I finally caught up on the finale of Top Chef: Kentucky.  After sixteen seasons I still enjoy hearing Padma Lakshmi tell aspiring chefs one by one … Continued