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A Word From Your Mutha

Sunday is Mother’s Day.  It’s the one day out of the year that us Moms get freed from slavery.  The oppressive [child] labor we’ve endured is recognized and we’re finally given a pat on the back for our tireless efforts.  The second I hear scurrying feet and louder than necessary voices at the crack of … Continued

Yo Mama!

[slideshow id=17] LISTEN UP PEOPLE, I NEED TO MAKE IT CLEAR THIS SUNDAY MAY 12TH IS A BIG DAY IN THE YEAR. THOU SHALT HONOR THY MOTHER WHOSE DEVOTION IS EXCEPTIONAL YOU MUST LIFT HER WHERE SHE BELONGS, HIGH UP ON THE PEDESTAL! BECAUSE SHE’S BASICALLY A SLAVE WHO DOES ALL THE WORK FOR FREE … Continued

Scotch, Sweat and Adam Levine

[slideshow id=13] RUNNER: noun A person, animal or thing that runs, especially as a racer. RUN: verb To move swiftly on foot so that both feet leave the ground during each stride. By definition, I suppose I can call myself a runner.  Except of course, after I fell short this past weekend, I’d have to … Continued

Imma Sweaty, Hot Mess

[slideshow id=12]   HOT, HUNG OVER AND ILL-PREPARED WITH A BANGED UP KNEE, I’M TIRED AND SCARED. AT 4:30AM MY PHONE STARTS TO BEEP I’M BLEARY-EYED FROM ONLY FOUR HOURS OF SLEEP. I MADE A COMMITMENT SO I HAVE TO GET UP AND GO BUT IF I WENT BACK TO SLEEP WOULD ANYONE KNOW? I … Continued

The FTS Response [Revisited]

[slideshow id=11] The post I had originally planned to publish today had to do with examples of situations that were so annoying it left me with no other choice and no more fitting a response than to say, “FUCK THAT SHIT!” However, given the recent headlines in the news over the past two days, I … Continued

I Mighta Missed the Memo on Manners

I HOPE YOU’RE NOT OFFENDED BY THE WORDS I UTTER MY FILTHY MOUTH TENDS TO FESTER IN THE GUTTER. DON’T BE FOOLED BY MY PETITE SIZE OR THE TRUCK DRIVER TALK MIGHT COME AS A SURPRISE. I WON’T CHANGE MY WAYS…  NOT ONE SINGLE BIT I’M WEAK WITH THE MANNERS BUT STRONG WITH THE GRIT! … Continued

Bloggin' & Bitchin'

Just testing the site… All day I’ve been learning how to “code” my blog. Who knew what a bitch it would be! Photo Credit: Lemore Zausner Photography