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"Mom, You Eat Vagina?"

Last night I celebrated my son’s tenth birthday. An unpolished foodie since birth, the double digit guest of honor requested a fancier than usual meal at a fancier than usual restaurant. No problem kiddo; wish granted! The pleasure was all mine. We arrived at the fine dining establishment and sat immediately. Not wanting to waste … Continued

How Goes Those Rezos?

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW…. It’s a new year. A clean slate. We got a fresh start and with that came an opportunity to draft a list of resolutions; a contract we made to ourselves for the promise to do certain things differently! COME ON….  That was so 1985. Let’s be real. How many people actually … Continued

There's No Skipping Holiday Tipping

Ho, Ho, Ho ‘Tis The Season For Shelling Out Dough To Pretty Much Anyone You May Possibly Know. The Pool Guy. The Exterminator. The Garbage Men Too Everyone’s Looking For A Handout From You. You Can Try To Run But You Won’t Be Able To Hide As Holiday Tipping Is Known Worldwide. A Twenty For … Continued

Sunday Night Funnies

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW…. As a kid, I always looked forward to the enormous newspaper my Dad would bring home along with the coffee and hard buttered rolls from 7-11 on Sunday mornings. As a kid, I didn’t drink the coffee and I didn’t read the whole enormous newspaper but I did eat the … Continued

Grace and Frankie

As you know, I love to laugh.  I LOVE IT!  A lot of the time I laugh under my breath about things that other people might not necessarily find funny.  However when I find myself repeatedly laughing out loud, that’s when I know it’s funny enough to be blogworthy.   You also know I love TV; … Continued

UNPOLISHED FATHER'S DAY FUNNIES

  JUST TO LET YOU KNOW……. Sunday is Father’s Day; so in honor of all the Dear Old Dads, the Baby Daddy’s and even the SugarDaddy’s out there, I’ve taken it upon myself to gather some unpolished video clips and assorted unpolished websites for your enjoyment! CLICK ON THE LINKS BELOW FOR SOME FUN, UNPOLISHED … Continued

You Cook Like Sh*t And I F#@!ck'd Your Brother!

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW… Tomorrow is the Belmont Stakes!  Have you placed your bets yet? To get into the horse racing spirit, take a look at one of the most unpolished horse racing clips I’ve ever seen. Everrrrr. It’s hilarious.  Trust me. I don’t care if you are single, married, separated, divorced, straight, gay, … Continued

THIS IS WAYYYYY MORE THAN JUST FUNNY!

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW… If there ever was an article I’d kill to plagiarize and pass off as my own it would be the one I read this afternoon in The New Yorker titled, PLAYGROUND PURGATORY written by Colin Nissan. Colin, I don’t know you personally but what I do know is that you’re … Continued

PURELY UNPOLISHED

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW…. My friend Melissa was kind enough to share this purely unpolished prize with me after she stumbled upon it amongst her daughter’s school papers. Michela, age 6, had been learning about the five senses in class.  Her picture below speaks for itself and I’m pretty sure it needs no further … Continued

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