[slideshow id=12] HOT, HUNG OVER AND ILL-PREPARED WITH A BANGED UP KNEE, I’M TIRED AND SCARED. AT 4:30AM MY PHONE STARTS TO BEEP I’M BLEARY-EYED FROM ONLY FOUR HOURS OF SLEEP. I MADE A COMMITMENT SO I HAVE TO GET UP AND GO BUT IF I WENT BACK TO SLEEP WOULD ANYONE KNOW? I … Continued
[slideshow id=11] The post I had originally planned to publish today had to do with examples of situations that were so annoying it left me with no other choice and no more fitting a response than to say, “FUCK THAT SHIT!” However, given the recent headlines in the news over the past two days, I … Continued
I HOPE YOU’RE NOT OFFENDED BY THE WORDS I UTTER MY FILTHY MOUTH TENDS TO FESTER IN THE GUTTER. DON’T BE FOOLED BY MY PETITE SIZE OR THE TRUCK DRIVER TALK MIGHT COME AS A SURPRISE. I WON’T CHANGE MY WAYS… NOT ONE SINGLE BIT I’M WEAK WITH THE MANNERS BUT STRONG WITH THE GRIT! … Continued
[slideshow id=9] -ISMS: According to the Urban Dictionary, (my favorite online source for all things slang) -ISMS are something about a person that is unique to them and is added to the end of their name. i.e., BEN-ISMS According to me, -ISMS are exactly what my reliable reference says, OR… the funny shit I hear kids say. … Continued
[slideshow id=5] The bigwigs. The sharks. The movers and the shakers. All of ’em are go-getters who know exactly what they want and how to get it. The main commonality these like-minded individuals share is their innate ability to think BIG! Unfortunately, I’m not really a bigwig and I’m hardly a shark. I’m more of … Continued
[slideshow id=6] KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS, don’t they? Sometimes what they say is so freakin’ funny you swear you’ll never forget it. However, in most cases we’ve already forgotten what they said ten minutes after they’ve said it! UNLESS OF COURSE, you have a pencil and write it down. Luckily for me, I love … Continued
[slideshow id=7] Food Splurging is one of my favorite things to do. It’s also one of my biggest addictions. There are lots of things that make me salivate, but eating a huge plate of something sooooooo mouthwatering is high up on the list! Without a shadow of a doubt, I LIVE to EAT. I am … Continued
I WAS STUCK IN A RUT OF THE DAILY GRIND EAGER FOR CHANGE BUT WHAT WOULD I FIND? NEEDED AN OUTLET TO SHOW OFF MY SASS HAD TO BE BOLD. HAD TO BE CRASS! SO I CROSSED MY FINGERS AND LAUNCHED THIS SITE AND NOW YOU’RE WAITING TO READ WHAT I WRITE. THE CONTENT … Continued
[slideshow id=1] Who Am I ? That’s a loaded question if I’ve ever heard one… I’m opinionated. I’m loud. I’m a little rough around the edges. I like to throw it out there and see what sticks. I’m not afraid to say what I know others are thinking and I’m willing to deal with the … Continued
When life gives you lemons… screw the lemonade, just take Xanax. If that doesn’t help, go ahead and make the lemonade but be sure to add plenty of alcohol. Photo Credit: Lemore Zausner Photography
