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Gettin' Down With My Dawg

[slideshow id=14] SHANTI. SHANTI. OHM. PEACE. BREATHE TEN MORE MINUTES AND I GET TO LEAVE. SHANTI. SHANTI. OHM. OHM. OHM I’M F@#%KING STARVED AND I WANNA GO HOME! THOUGH STAY OR PLAY SEEMS MY ONLY CHOICE “CAN WE PAUSE FOR A SNACK?” SAYS MY INNER VOICE.   SACRED ENERGY FLOWS THROUGH THESE FOUR WALLS BUT … Continued

Scotch, Sweat and Adam Levine

[slideshow id=13] RUNNER: noun A person, animal or thing that runs, especially as a racer. RUN: verb To move swiftly on foot so that both feet leave the ground during each stride. By definition, I suppose I can call myself a runner.  Except of course, after I fell short this past weekend, I’d have to … Continued

Imma Sweaty, Hot Mess

[slideshow id=12]   HOT, HUNG OVER AND ILL-PREPARED WITH A BANGED UP KNEE, I’M TIRED AND SCARED. AT 4:30AM MY PHONE STARTS TO BEEP I’M BLEARY-EYED FROM ONLY FOUR HOURS OF SLEEP. I MADE A COMMITMENT SO I HAVE TO GET UP AND GO BUT IF I WENT BACK TO SLEEP WOULD ANYONE KNOW? I … Continued

The FTS Response [Revisited]

[slideshow id=11] The post I had originally planned to publish today had to do with examples of situations that were so annoying it left me with no other choice and no more fitting a response than to say, “FUCK THAT SHIT!” However, given the recent headlines in the news over the past two days, I … Continued

I Mighta Missed the Memo on Manners

I HOPE YOU’RE NOT OFFENDED BY THE WORDS I UTTER MY FILTHY MOUTH TENDS TO FESTER IN THE GUTTER. DON’T BE FOOLED BY MY PETITE SIZE OR THE TRUCK DRIVER TALK MIGHT COME AS A SURPRISE. I WON’T CHANGE MY WAYS…  NOT ONE SINGLE BIT I’M WEAK WITH THE MANNERS BUT STRONG WITH THE GRIT! … Continued

Now I'm Feelin' So Fly… Like A Cheese Stick

[slideshow id=9]  -ISMS:  According to the Urban Dictionary, (my favorite online source for all things slang)  -ISMS are something about a person that is unique to them and is added to the end of their name. i.e., BEN-ISMS According to me, -ISMS are exactly what my reliable reference says, OR… the funny shit I hear kids say. … Continued

GO BIG or GO HOME

[slideshow id=5] The bigwigs. The sharks. The movers and the shakers.  All of ’em are go-getters who know exactly what they want and how to get it.  The main commonality these like-minded individuals share is their innate ability to think BIG! Unfortunately, I’m not really a bigwig and I’m hardly a shark.  I’m more of … Continued

Kids Say The Darndest Things

[slideshow id=6] KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS, don’t they?  Sometimes what they say is so freakin’ funny you swear you’ll never forget it.  However, in most cases we’ve already forgotten what they said ten minutes after they’ve said it! UNLESS OF COURSE, you have a pencil and write it down.  Luckily for me, I love … Continued

Food Gluttonous Food

[slideshow id=7] Food Splurging is one of my favorite things to do.  It’s also one of my biggest addictions.  There are lots of things that make me salivate, but eating a huge plate of something sooooooo mouthwatering is high up on the list!  Without a shadow of a doubt, I LIVE to EAT.  I am … Continued

Slow & Steady Wins The Race

  I WAS STUCK IN A RUT OF THE DAILY GRIND EAGER FOR CHANGE BUT WHAT WOULD I FIND? NEEDED AN OUTLET TO SHOW OFF MY SASS HAD TO BE BOLD. HAD TO BE CRASS! SO I CROSSED MY FINGERS AND LAUNCHED THIS SITE AND NOW YOU’RE WAITING TO READ WHAT I WRITE. THE CONTENT … Continued