JUST TO LET YOU KNOW… Rarely do I write about people, places or things I can’t incorporate around a snarky, unpolished story. However, when I come across something worthy of sharing with my readers I don’t hold back. Today’s blog is one of those times. While we are now in the height of ’tis-ing the … Continued
JUST TO LET YOU KNOW… Turducken is a dish which consists of a chicken stuffed into a duck stuffed into a turkey all cooked at once and served together to be eaten in one bite. In unpolished words, it’s a mouthful of three birds which have absolutely nothing to do with each other. That said, … Continued
It seems like I’ve been turning forty-five for[rty-five] ever, but Thursday was the official milestone. Yup, September 14th; typically sandwiched right between one of the Jewish holidays or smack in the midst of an epic hurricane. Naturally, this year was no different! A lot has happened in forty-five years. Though I’ve learned a ton, there’s … Continued
“Rach, you gotta blog about Floridians preparing for a storm,” you said. “Rachel, please write something about the hysteria,” you pleaded. “Silver, Please keep the Facebook posts coming. It’s the only thing keeping me sane,” you texted. You asked, so I’m answering. Ok folks, let’s do it: From my vantage point, I don’t even know where … Continued
JUST TO LET YOU KNOW… I don’t want to come out of the gate swinging too aggressively but screw it, I’m gonna. WTF is wrong with you? Why do you feel the need to post every aspect of your seemingly perfect life all over the pages of Facebook? I don’t get it. You’re fifty not … Continued
“A” my name is Alice and my husband’s name is Albert. We live in Alabama and we sell Apples. “B” my name is Bonnie and my husband’s name is Barry. We live in Bermuda we sell Bananas. “C” my name is Cindy and my husband’s name is Charlie. We live in Colorado and we sell … Continued
Dear Silver Unpolished; I can’t believe I’m writing this to you but I need an opinion about a sensitive matter and I know you’ll keep my name confidential. I’ve always been a slightly overweight female. I’ve never had any interest in exercising. I guess being overweight bothered me but never enough to do much about … Continued
I didn’t get laid; I got in a fight. Okay, that’s not entirely true; but can you honestly say after reading the title of this blog post that the next line didn’t naturally fly, sing or at the very least hum out of your mouth? They did mine, though off key I might add. So … Continued
Dear Silver Unpolished: I want you to know not only how much I love your blog but how much I look forward to your posts. I’ve been reading you from the start. In the beginning your posts would make me laugh, sometimes make me cry and always made me think. While they continue to do … Continued
It’s an unpolished world out there. I bet there are moments you wish you could escape it all and live in a tiny, little bubble with hardly any noise. This bubble would be safe; it would be danger-free. No wrongdoing would exist in this zone. I bet if you could live in this bubble, you’d … Continued
