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How Goes Those Rezos?

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW…. It’s a new year. A clean slate. We got a fresh start and with that came an opportunity to draft a list of resolutions; a contract we made to ourselves for the promise to do certain things differently! COME ON….  That was so 1985. Let’s be real. How many people actually … Continued

Sunday Night Funnies

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW…. As a kid, I always looked forward to the enormous newspaper my Dad would bring home along with the coffee and hard buttered rolls from 7-11 on Sunday mornings. As a kid, I didn’t drink the coffee and I didn’t read the whole enormous newspaper but I did eat the … Continued

You Cook Like Sh*t And I F#@!ck'd Your Brother!

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW… Tomorrow is the Belmont Stakes!  Have you placed your bets yet? To get into the horse racing spirit, take a look at one of the most unpolished horse racing clips I’ve ever seen. Everrrrr. It’s hilarious.  Trust me. I don’t care if you are single, married, separated, divorced, straight, gay, … Continued


JUST TO LET YOU KNOW… If there ever was an article I’d kill to plagiarize and pass off as my own it would be the one I read this afternoon in The New Yorker titled, PLAYGROUND PURGATORY written by Colin Nissan. Colin, I don’t know you personally but what I do know is that you’re … Continued


JUST TO LET YOU KNOW…. My friend Melissa was kind enough to share this purely unpolished prize with me after she stumbled upon it amongst her daughter’s school papers. Michela, age 6, had been learning about the five senses in class.  Her picture below speaks for itself and I’m pretty sure it needs no further … Continued


  JUST TO LET YOU KNOW… Today after yoga, I looked at my text messages and found this gem waiting for me. One of my unpolished friends snapped the shot in a local parking lot right here in South Florida and send it to me knowing I’d find it unpolishedly funny! Sometimes a picture says … Continued

What's Grosser Than Gross?

I’m sure you remember that game we used to play as kids, What’s Grosser Than Gross? If you don’t, maybe this will jog your memory: What’s Grosser Than Gross?  Sliding down a razor blade and falling into a pool of alcohol. What’s Grosser Than Gross?  Eating a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray. … Continued


I love watching the show, Inside The Actors Studio.   One reason is because I learn about the backgrounds of critically acclaimed mega stars.   Throughout the entire duration of each interview, these actors allow me to get to know them as real people, not as the character(s) they play on the big screen, or … Continued