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Imma Sweaty, Hot Mess

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HOT, HUNG OVER AND ILL-PREPARED

WITH A BANGED UP KNEE, I’M TIRED AND SCARED.

AT 4:30AM MY PHONE STARTS TO BEEP

I’M BLEARY-EYED FROM ONLY FOUR HOURS OF SLEEP.

I MADE A COMMITMENT SO I HAVE TO GET UP AND GO

BUT IF I WENT BACK TO SLEEP WOULD ANYONE KNOW?

I CAN’T BAIL NOW…IMPORTANT KNOWLEDGE I NEED TO IMPART

FINDING A CURE FOR DIABETES…A DISEASE THAT’S CLOSE TO MY HEART.

I’VE RAN MANY A RACES BUT THIS LOCATION IS BEYOND PATHETIC

OVER THE FLORIDA TURNPIKE? C’MON! THAT’S HARDLY ENERGETIC!

AND HOW CAN I SAY THIS WHILE STILL BEING POLITICALLY CORRECT?

NOT THE SAFEST OF NEIGHBORHOODS…WITH ALL DUE RESPECT.

HUFFING AND PUFFING IN THE SWELTERING HEAT

I CROSSED THE FINISH, BUT MY GOAL I DID NOT MEET.

THOUGH I SET A NEW PERSONAL RECORD. ONLY IT WAS IN THE WRONG DIRECTION

MY SLOWEST TIME YET. HOW’S THAT FOR PERFECTION?

MY PACE SUCKED AND THE COURSE WAS BORING AS HELL

BUT IT’S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD, SO I’LL TRY NOT TO DWELL.

IF I’M BEING COMPLETELY HONEST, I SHOULD CONFESS

THIS RACE LEFT ME FEELING LIKE A SWEATY, HOT MESS!

HOWEVER, I HAD SOME SURPRISES OVER THIS HALF MARATHON RUN

AND I ENDED UP HAVING UNEXPECTED FUN.

I MET SOME WILD AND CRAZY PEOPLE ALONG THE ROUTE WAY

THEIR WORDS OF WISDOM…THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY!

CHECK BACK ON THURSDAY TO READ HOW I STAYED FOCUSED TO MILE THIRTEEN

THE NEXT BLOG POST IS TITLED, “SCOTCH, SWEAT AND ADAM LEVINE.”

 

 

 

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