What's Grosser Than Gross?

I’m sure you remember that game we used to play as kids, What’s Grosser Than Gross?

If you don’t, maybe this will jog your memory:

What’s Grosser Than Gross?  Sliding down a razor blade and falling into a pool of alcohol.

What’s Grosser Than Gross?  Eating a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray.

What’s Grossser Than Gross?   Jumping off a 10-story building and your eyeball gets caught on a nail.

What’s Grosser Than Gross?  Eating a bowl of cornflakes only to discover it’s your little brother’s scab collection.

It rings a bell, right?  Here’s a few more just in case:

What’s Grosser Than Gross?  Finding a cockroach in your Big Mac.

What’s Grosser Than That?   Finding half a cockroach in your Big Mac.

What’s Grosser Than Gross?  Finding a condom in the bottom of a mayonnaise jar.

What’s Grosser Than That?  Eating it anyway.

What’s Grosser Than Gross?  Siamese twins conjoined at the tongue.

What’s Grosser Than That?  One of them throws up.

What’s Even Grosser Than That?   It makes the other one throw up.

 

Okay.  Okay.  You get the point.  As an adult, I’m much more into the stuff that makes me say, “That’s Funny,” but occasionally I still do hear stuff that leaves me saying, “That’s Gross!”

The only thing grosser than hearing something gross is seeing something gross!

Earlier this week I casually mentioned to a friend that I was disappointed with the lunch I had ordered at a local restaurant.  I complained how much it sucked and wished for something better to eat.  I might have even suggested wanting to snack on something sweet, like a piece of cake.  Shortly thereafter my deranged, very unpolished friend sent me a link to some other potential options.

After scrolling through the entire list, I was left with no words other than:

UGGGGHHHHH… THAT’S GROSS! 

Sooooooo, maybe you wanna see for yourself?  CLICK HERE TO SEE AND SAY, THAT’S GROSS! 

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW…  If you haven’t already figured it out, there’s an ulterior motive to the timing of this GROSSER THAN GROSS blog.  I’ve purposely posted it for those of you whom will be fasting in observance of Yom Kippur.  

As we ask God for forgiveness and to absolve us of our sins so that our names may be inscribed in the Book of Life, many of us may will become cranky and complain of a hunger headache.  Most likely, the short-tempered behavior and lightheadedness might will reach an all-time high on Saturday around 3:00pm!  

Should these symptoms arise When they do, clicking the THAT’S GROSS link should will help to alleviate the torture.  After taking an unpolished look at WHAT’S GROSSER THAN GROSS, I suspect I know for sure you will no longer be interested in food because you’ll undoubtedly LOSE YOUR APPETITE!  

 No need to thank me.  I too, will definitely be visiting the grossly unpolished and unpolishedly gross site sooner rather than later to distract myself from starvation!  

For the über unpolished: 

You may see the link and say, “THAT’S GROSS” but after taking a minute to digest it you may also say, “THAT’S FUNNY!”  If you do, I wanna know!

Here’s to an easy fast and an unpolishedly delicious meal once the shofar has blown!