JUST TO LET YOU KNOW…

If there ever was an article I’d kill to plagiarize and pass off as my own it would be the one I read this afternoon in The New Yorker titled, PLAYGROUND PURGATORY written by Colin Nissan.

Colin, I don’t know you personally but what I do know is that you’re a genius. Everyone needs to read this WAYYYYY beyond brilliant, hilariously unpolished piece. Like, NOW!

I have not stopped laughing except of course to begin crying that my name isn’t on the byline!