Here at Camp Knotgonnhappen we’ve built a century long legacy never-before-been-backtested summer program filled with experiences focused around our one guiding principle: Nothing. Established in 1920 right now, we at Camp Knotgonnahappen are committed to ensuring children of all ages are continually engaged in a vast array of activities which bring out the fundamental core … Continued
So we were having dinner with close friends who were expecting their first child. All was right in the world as we ordered our drinks and threw in a request for Houston’s famous spinach and artichoke dip. We raised up three alcoholic beverages and one glass of water as we toasted to the future baby on … Continued
Yup, here we go again. ‘Tis the season for my new and improved unpolished camp shtick about the packing of the trunks and all the crap that I gotta do to get prepared for the big send-off. What? You forgot about the original camp shtick blogs from last year? Well have no fear, allow me … Continued
Yup, I’m in the swing of it alright. Stella Silver got her groove back; She’s settled in and loving the sweet spot of summer. No more auto pilot glances down to my left wrist around 2pm thinking it’s time to get to the bus stop. No more speeding home to the mailbox hoping and praying that … Continued
Okay, so I got the trunks packed. Yes, getting all the crap together in preparation for packing the trunks was the biggest pain in ass ever but honestly, once that part was done the act of actually putting the shit into the trunks wasn’t that bad. I mean, it’s not rocket science. Believe it or not, … Continued
In 1981 I was given the gift of Sleep-away camp. For six summers after that, the gift kept on giving. Without a shadow of a doubt, the weeks of Sleep-away camp were by and large the greatest times of my entire childhood. As unpolished as I may be, I can honestly say that most of … Continued
