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Welcome To Camp Knotgonnahappen

Here at Camp Knotgonnhappen we’ve built a century long legacy never-before-been-backtested summer program filled with experiences focused around our one guiding principle: Nothing. Established in 1920 right now, we at Camp Knotgonnahappen are committed to ensuring children of all ages are continually engaged in a vast array of activities which bring out the fundamental core … Continued

Ten Tips To Prepare For THE UNPOLISHED REENTRY

So we were having dinner with close friends who were expecting their first child.  All was right in the world as we ordered our drinks and threw in a request for Houston’s famous spinach and artichoke dip.  We raised up three alcoholic beverages and one glass of water as we toasted to the future baby on … Continued

The Camp Shtick… Here We Go Again

Yup, here we go again.  ‘Tis the season for my new and improved unpolished camp shtick about the packing of the trunks and all the crap that I gotta do to get prepared for the big send-off. What?  You forgot about the original camp shtick blogs from last year?  Well have no fear, allow me … Continued

The Camp Blog PART TWO: The Trunks Are Packed, So Now What?

Okay, so I got the trunks packed.  Yes, getting all the crap together in preparation for packing the trunks was the biggest pain in ass ever but honestly, once that part was done the act of actually putting the shit into the trunks wasn’t that bad.  I mean, it’s not rocket science.  Believe it or not, … Continued