[slideshow id=21] I’M OVER THE BUS. I’M SICK OF THE BOOKS. THE BACKPACK ZIPPERS ARE ALL AMUCK THE FOLDERS STILL STUFFED WITH TONS OF CRAP ARE REALLY STARTING TO SUCK! I’VE HAD IT WITH THE STACKS OF PAPER, THE PROJECTS AND THE PLEAS FROM THE PTA STOP ASKING ME FOR MONEY! I WISH IT WOULD … Continued
Sunday is Mother’s Day. It’s the one day out of the year that us Moms get freed from slavery. The oppressive [child] labor we’ve endured is recognized and we’re finally given a pat on the back for our tireless efforts. The second I hear scurrying feet and louder than necessary voices at the crack of … Continued
[slideshow id=17] LISTEN UP PEOPLE, I NEED TO MAKE IT CLEAR THIS SUNDAY MAY 12TH IS A BIG DAY IN THE YEAR. THOU SHALT HONOR THY MOTHER WHOSE DEVOTION IS EXCEPTIONAL YOU MUST LIFT HER WHERE SHE BELONGS, HIGH UP ON THE PEDESTAL! BECAUSE SHE’S BASICALLY A SLAVE WHO DOES ALL THE WORK FOR FREE … Continued
[slideshow id=13] RUNNER: noun A person, animal or thing that runs, especially as a racer. RUN: verb To move swiftly on foot so that both feet leave the ground during each stride. By definition, I suppose I can call myself a runner. Except of course, after I fell short this past weekend, I’d have to … Continued
[slideshow id=12] HOT, HUNG OVER AND ILL-PREPARED WITH A BANGED UP KNEE, I’M TIRED AND SCARED. AT 4:30AM MY PHONE STARTS TO BEEP I’M BLEARY-EYED FROM ONLY FOUR HOURS OF SLEEP. I MADE A COMMITMENT SO I HAVE TO GET UP AND GO BUT IF I WENT BACK TO SLEEP WOULD ANYONE KNOW? I … Continued
[slideshow id=11] The post I had originally planned to publish today had to do with examples of situations that were so annoying it left me with no other choice and no more fitting a response than to say, “FUCK THAT SHIT!” However, given the recent headlines in the news over the past two days, I … Continued
I HOPE YOU’RE NOT OFFENDED BY THE WORDS I UTTER MY FILTHY MOUTH TENDS TO FESTER IN THE GUTTER. DON’T BE FOOLED BY MY PETITE SIZE OR THE TRUCK DRIVER TALK MIGHT COME AS A SURPRISE. I WON’T CHANGE MY WAYS… NOT ONE SINGLE BIT I’M WEAK WITH THE MANNERS BUT STRONG WITH THE GRIT! … Continued
Just testing the site… All day I’ve been learning how to “code” my blog. Who knew what a bitch it would be! Photo Credit: Lemore Zausner Photography
