Every year around this time, I start to panic. I panic because according to the calendar I’m about six weeks shy of officially turning older. Internally, I start to take inventory of what I’ve personally accomplished and what I haven’t. I begin to assess if I was productive enough over the last twelve months or … Continued
Seriously, it’s not that big of a deal. Trust me, it’s no more than a tease. Calm down people, it’s just a trailer. Yes, the trilogy was a huge phenomena. In fact, it was the most exciting “3-Peat” to hit suburbia in years. And yes, Fifty Shades of Grey, Darker and Freed made housewives everywhere equally … Continued
The Mile High Club is not what it used to be. Not. At. All. When there’s no other choice but to escort your hyper-active, six-year old, lunatic son to the lavatory about a dozen times during a two hour flight, it sure does gives new meaning to being a member of The Mile High … Continued
Have you been asked to go out with people whom you really don’t know well? It’s awkward, right? I never like to put myself, my spouse or anyone else for that matter in an uncomfortable situation so I’ve learned the only way to get around the awkwardness is to include what I like to call, … Continued
I don’t know a lot about Astrology but I do know that some of my personality traits must have a thing or two to do with my sign. Virgos by definition, are often known to be analyzers who think things through. Being an analyzer is one thing, but I might be one of those people … Continued
Okay, so I got the trunks packed. Yes, getting all the crap together in preparation for packing the trunks was the biggest pain in ass ever but honestly, once that part was done the act of actually putting the shit into the trunks wasn’t that bad. I mean, it’s not rocket science. Believe it or not, … Continued
In 1981 I was given the gift of Sleep-away camp. For six summers after that, the gift kept on giving. Without a shadow of a doubt, the weeks of Sleep-away camp were by and large the greatest times of my entire childhood. As unpolished as I may be, I can honestly say that most of … Continued
A few weeks ago I attended a dinner party with a bunch of women to celebrate a friend’s 40th birthday. Over the course of the meal we talked about a million and one things. Kids, spouses, camp, work, school, jewelry, current events, health and wellness, and food and fashion just to name a few. … Continued
I’ll cut to the chase and give you the punchline before I tell you the whole joke. Last night I won my March Madness pool when the Connecticut Huskies (32-8) beat the Kentucky Wildcats (29-11) with a final score of 60-54 in the 2014 NCAA Men’s National Championship Game. I. FREAKIN’. WON. Let me back … Continued
Since Thursdays are referred to as TBT (Turn Back Time) and Fridays are known as Flashback Friday, why not call today Remembrance Monday? Memories are different for everyone and they come in all varieties. Some are funny. Some are awkward. Others are so amazing that we try to recreate them over and over. Occasionally when … Continued
