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Politics Shamolitics: Douche or Dawg?

Last night Fox News Channel hosted the first Republican presidential primary debates at the Quickens Loans Arena in Cleveland, Ohio. I wasn’t gonna race home for the 5pm debacle debate, but I did make it my business to be on the couch and ready at 9pm sharp for the big, primetime shit show debate to … Continued

Postpartum Retrospection

According to social media, about a third of my Facebook friends will be seeing their kids this weekend for Camp Visiting Day.  According to social media, about a third of my Facebook friends have kids who are either still too young or who are now too old to be seeing their kids this weekend for … Continued

Sending Out An SOS

I know there’s been a lull since my last blog but no need to worry;  I’m still here! Sure it appears I’m sending out an SOS but please allow me to explain.  This is not your typical, cry for help, come rescue me SOS.  This is an unpolished SOS.  You see, the SOS I’m sending … Continued

"EVERYBODY'S FREE TO WEAR SUNSCREEN"

Today I heard a song I’ve heard a hundred times before but for some reason now, the lyrics really resonate with me. In the past I’ve felt compelled to share song lyrics that have evoked emotion and today’s entry is an example of such. Maybe you know the song.  Maybe you don’t.  Regardless, read the … Continued

The Camp Shtick… Here We Go Again

Yup, here we go again.  ‘Tis the season for my new and improved unpolished camp shtick about the packing of the trunks and all the crap that I gotta do to get prepared for the big send-off. What?  You forgot about the original camp shtick blogs from last year?  Well have no fear, allow me … Continued

Unpolished Wizdumb

Love hard. Work hard. Play hard. Learn something new everyday. Teach others. Lead by example. Stay away from drama. When you fuck up, take ownership. It’s okay to make mistakes as long as they are new mistakes. Find someone to laugh with often. If you can’t find someone to laugh with, then at least laugh … Continued

THE REPOSTESS WITH THE MOSTESS

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW… Here’s The REPOST On The Original Mother’s Day Blog: A WORD FROM YOUR MUTHA!    Read. Like. Share. Comment. Laugh. Cry. Repeat…………..

Youth Basketball Mom

“MOM…. Where’s my uniform?” “MOM…. What time is my game?’ “MOM… We can’t be late or else our team gets an automatic foul.” “MOM… Who else is coming to watch me play today?” “MOM…. Can you help me find my lucky water bottle?” “MOM…. I think my sports goggles need to be tightened.” “MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM” Hey … Continued

Unpolished Potpourri

Typically, my head spins a million miles an hour in a million different directions.  Most of the time I’m able to extrapolate a single thought from my cluster fuck of a brain and write a cohesive post on that specific topic. Today is not one of those days. Today, my cluster fucked brain is doubly … Continued

National Unpolished Day

National Siblings Day.  That’s a thing?  National High Five Day.  That’s a thing?  National Short Girl Appreciation Day.  National Happy Husband Appreciation Day.  National Attorneys Day???  Those are real things?  What?  Those are all real named holiday-esque dates on the calendar to be acknowledged?  Since when? According to Instagram and city of Las Vegas, April … Continued