JUST TO LET YOU KNOW… I invited Seth Rogen to join me for lunch at my house. Yep, THAT Seth Rogen. The funny Seth Rogen. The famous Seth Rogen. The one from the movies. The Seth Rogen who’s a major stoner and doesn’t apologize for smoking a shitload of dope. The Seth Rogen who’s been cracking … Continued
Did you know the United States has more deaths from gun related incidents than any other nation? Did you know more than 32,000 people per year are killed by guns in our country? Did you know according to an article written by Adrienne LaFrance for The Atlantic and republished in Forbes, more people now die … Continued
JUST TO LET YOU KNOW…. I like to believe laughter is the best medicine. I like to believe laughter always helps; and I like to believe laughter makes everything better no matter what the situation. Sometimes I’m wrong. Sometimes life slaps us in the face and we’re hit with a huge fist of shit that … Continued
That’s what the losers say, right? The ones who don’t win. “Oh it’s okay. Really. I’m good. It’s fine. Honestly yes, I’m okay. I’m totally and completey cool about it. It’s an honor just to be nominated.” WHAT A LOAD OF UNPOLISHED BULLSHIT! How great would it be if the loser said out loud what … Continued
When you’re certifiably insane unpolished your personality can change on a dime. In a flip of a switch or a blink of an eye, your mood can go from crouching tiger to hidden dragon to flying like a butterfly to stinging like a bee to in like a lion to out like a lamb and … Continued
So we were having dinner with close friends who were expecting their first child. All was right in the world as we ordered our drinks and threw in a request for Houston’s famous spinach and artichoke dip. We raised up three alcoholic beverages and one glass of water as we toasted to the future baby on … Continued
Last night Fox News Channel hosted the first Republican presidential primary debates at the Quickens Loans Arena in Cleveland, Ohio. I wasn’t gonna race home for the 5pm debacle debate, but I did make it my business to be on the couch and ready at 9pm sharp for the big, primetime shit show debate to … Continued
According to social media, about a third of my Facebook friends will be seeing their kids this weekend for Camp Visiting Day. According to social media, about a third of my Facebook friends have kids who are either still too young or who are now too old to be seeing their kids this weekend for … Continued
I know there’s been a lull since my last blog but no need to worry; I’m still here! Sure it appears I’m sending out an SOS but please allow me to explain. This is not your typical, cry for help, come rescue me SOS. This is an unpolished SOS. You see, the SOS I’m sending … Continued
Today I heard a song I’ve heard a hundred times before but for some reason now, the lyrics really resonate with me. In the past I’ve felt compelled to share song lyrics that have evoked emotion and today’s entry is an example of such. Maybe you know the song. Maybe you don’t. Regardless, read the … Continued
