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FIFTY SHADES OF I HATE TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO…

I thought today would be an appropriate time to repost the blog I wrote back in July when the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer was first released. Nobody likes to hear, “I TOLD YOU SO” however since the movie hits theaters today I want to make it clear that I stand by my original opinions … Continued

OXYMORONS

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW… I love literary devices.  You know what I’m talking about, right?  Metaphors, similes, hyperboles, alliteration.  That stuff.  I mean, how can I not?  I’m trying to be a legit writer, so if I didn’t love all that wordy shit it would be weird.  Wouldn’t it? It would be weird.  Wouldn’t … Continued

Farewell Braverman Family Farewell

Thursday night I’m gonna say goodbye once and for all to the Bravemans.  I know it seems silly but I’m choked up just reading back that sentence.  Saying goodbye.  Once and for all.  The Bravermans.  Gulp.  It’ll be a miracle if my computer doesn’t short out by the time this blog entry is completed due … Continued

THE HIGH OF OUR LOWS

Another year down the drain.  Jeez, that was fast.  They say, “time flies when you’re having fun.”  I say, time only stands still when you’re on line at Bed Bath & Beyond or the United States Post Office.  If you fear life is passing by at lightning speed, just take a trip to either of … Continued

Thanks For Nothing!

 Hi.  It’s me. Okay, be honest. When you got my email or saw my Facebook status or Instagram pic or Twitter tweet about ANOTHER new blog post weren’t you like: “Really?  Again?  You just posted yesterday.  Now what do you want?” You thought that, right?  Seriously, it’s fine if you did.  Even I thought that, and … Continued

Unpolished Thoughts From An Unpolished Yogi Mind

Okay, so by now you all know I love yoga.  Here’s the thing though… It’s like golf;  By that I mean at times it can be veryyyy frustrating.  You’re only as good as your last round or in this case, your last Vinyasa class.  Some days you may be super focused and have a solid … Continued

GOT YOGA?

Not sure if you’ve GOT YOGA? Here Are 12 Unpolished Signs That You’ve Definitely Been Bitten By The Yoga Bug: 1. You throw yourself a yoga-themed birthday party and title the invite: Hot Yoga With My OMies! The gift bags are filled with yoga candles, mini buddhas and laminated inspirational quotes. 2. You have packages at SIX different … Continued

The Unpolished Yogi

For those of you who don’t already know, I LOVE yoga.  I mean, I reallllllly love yoga.  I love it even more than I love bacon.  If given the choice to binge watch The Good Wife, Homeland, Parenthood and Scandal in the same night or go to a yoga class, I’d choose yoga every time! … Continued

F-BOMBS FOR FEMINISM

It Doesn’t Get More Amazing Or More Unpolished Than This. So Just Click On The FUCKING LInk & Watch The 2:35 Clip: ‘Potty-Mouthed Princesses Use Bad Word For Good Cause’ CLICK HERE JUST TO LET YOU KNOW…  I clicked. I watched. I donated.  I shared with you to help SPEAK OUT & STAND OUT in an effort to … Continued