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DAY WINE… IT'S HEAVEN ON EARTH

Typically I’m more of a hard liquor drinker but sometimes I need to mix it up, especially if I’m starting early and breaking out the booze during daylight hours. A few weeks ago I had plans to meet a girlfriend at the park with the kids.  Our texts back and forth covered the who, what, … Continued

JTLUK

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW… By now I’m sure you are aware that I sign off each blog post with my favorite tag line,  JUST TO LET YOU KNOW…  That certainly won’t be changing anytime soon but I’m happy to announce I’ve launched a new category which is intended JUST TO LET YOU KNOW about short, fun, … Continued

The Definition of Insanity

INSANITY: “Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.” – Albert Einstein  INSANITY: The state of being seriously mentally ill; madness; something that is very foolish or unreasonable.  – Merriam-Webster INSANITY: JUICE CLEANSES. – Silver Unpolished I’M CERTIFIABLY INSANE Just in case I didn’t already know it, now I have the … Continued

U Came… UCONN… U Conquered!

I’ll cut to the chase and give you the punchline before I tell you the whole joke. Last night I won my March Madness pool when the Connecticut Huskies (32-8) beat the Kentucky Wildcats (29-11) with a final score of 60-54 in the 2014 NCAA Men’s National Championship Game. I.  FREAKIN’.  WON. Let me back … Continued

REMEMBRANCE MONDAY

Since Thursdays are referred to as TBT (Turn Back Time) and Fridays are known as Flashback Friday, why not call today Remembrance Monday? Memories are different for everyone and they come in all varieties.  Some are funny.  Some are awkward.  Others are so amazing that we try to recreate them over and over.  Occasionally when … Continued

You Tell 2 Friends & They Tell 2 Friends & So On & So On…

Remember that awesome commercial from the 70’s?  You know, the one about the shampoo.  “If you tell two friends about Faberge Organics shampoo with wheat germ oil and honey, then they’ll tell two friends, and so on and so on and so on.” In today’s world, I suppose social media is the equivalent of what … Continued

While Everyone Is Talking About Gwyneth…

It seems I can’t turn on the computer without reading another snarky albeit funny blog post about the Paltrow/Martin “conscious uncoupling” split that hit the news earlier this week. I won’t bore you with my own drawn out based-on-nothing-but-what-I-read-in-the-tabloids opinion on the matter, but I will say I think everyone should leave the chick alone!  Just … Continued

Elementary My Dear WatSON, Elementary!

Sometimes the obvious is right in front of our eyes but in order to see it clearly we need the assistance of others.  This was recently the case in my humble abode. Perhaps you remember me bitching in the past about my housekeeper.  The main problem is that the only thing she is good at … Continued

FIRST FLORIDIAN FAMILY SKI TRIP: THE UPDATE

SO HERE’S THE UPDATE: Dropping the kids off at ski school on day one was a little weird.  My kids know NOTHING about the sport and we just left them there.  I mean, my older son’s face was like a deer in headlights when we said, “Okay kiddo.  See ya later.  Have a great day, … Continued

THIS IS JEOPARDY

This will be the easiest game of Jeopardy you’ve ever played.  I’ll be Alex Trebek.  You can be the contestant.   I’ll give you the “answer” and then you can try to figure out the “question.” There will only be one category, that being: SPRING BREAK 2014. Let’s get started: Answer:   4:30am wake-up call. … Continued