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Sending Out An SOS

I know there’s been a lull since my last blog but no need to worry;  I’m still here! Sure it appears I’m sending out an SOS but please allow me to explain.  This is not your typical, cry for help, come rescue me SOS.  This is an unpolished SOS.  You see, the SOS I’m sending … Continued

The Unpolished Summer Reading List

School’s out for the summer.  The kids have received their reading assignments so I figured the adults should get some assignments too.  Why not, right? For those of you who are brand new blog followers or have only recently checked out the dark unpolished side, I’ve taken it upon myself to gather a few of the … Continued

UNPOLISHED FATHER'S DAY FUNNIES

  JUST TO LET YOU KNOW……. Sunday is Father’s Day; so in honor of all the Dear Old Dads, the Baby Daddy’s and even the SugarDaddy’s out there, I’ve taken it upon myself to gather some unpolished video clips and assorted unpolished websites for your enjoyment! CLICK ON THE LINKS BELOW FOR SOME FUN, UNPOLISHED … Continued

"EVERYBODY'S FREE TO WEAR SUNSCREEN"

Today I heard a song I’ve heard a hundred times before but for some reason now, the lyrics really resonate with me. In the past I’ve felt compelled to share song lyrics that have evoked emotion and today’s entry is an example of such. Maybe you know the song.  Maybe you don’t.  Regardless, read the … Continued

You Cook Like Sh*t And I F#@!ck'd Your Brother!

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW… Tomorrow is the Belmont Stakes!  Have you placed your bets yet? To get into the horse racing spirit, take a look at one of the most unpolished horse racing clips I’ve ever seen. Everrrrr. It’s hilarious.  Trust me. I don’t care if you are single, married, separated, divorced, straight, gay, … Continued

THE REPOSTESS WITH THE MOSTESS

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW… Here’s The REPOST On The Original Mother’s Day Blog: A WORD FROM YOUR MUTHA!    Read. Like. Share. Comment. Laugh. Cry. Repeat…………..

PURELY UNPOLISHED

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW…. My friend Melissa was kind enough to share this purely unpolished prize with me after she stumbled upon it amongst her daughter’s school papers. Michela, age 6, had been learning about the five senses in class.  Her picture below speaks for itself and I’m pretty sure it needs no further … Continued

Unpolished Potpourri

Typically, my head spins a million miles an hour in a million different directions.  Most of the time I’m able to extrapolate a single thought from my cluster fuck of a brain and write a cohesive post on that specific topic. Today is not one of those days. Today, my cluster fucked brain is doubly … Continued

National Unpolished Day

National Siblings Day.  That’s a thing?  National High Five Day.  That’s a thing?  National Short Girl Appreciation Day.  National Happy Husband Appreciation Day.  National Attorneys Day???  Those are real things?  What?  Those are all real named holiday-esque dates on the calendar to be acknowledged?  Since when? According to Instagram and city of Las Vegas, April … Continued

STILL Got Yoga?!

Okay, so I know half of my readers probably saw the title of this blog and were like,“Ohhh really?  She’s back to a yoga post again?  Cool.” I also know the other half of my readers probably saw the title of this blog and were like, “Ohhh really?  She’s back to a yoga post again? … Continued