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The Camp Shtick… Here We Go Again

Yup, here we go again.  ‘Tis the season for my new and improved unpolished camp shtick about the packing of the trunks and all the crap that I gotta do to get prepared for the big send-off. What?  You forgot about the original camp shtick blogs from last year?  Well have no fear, allow me … Continued

Unpolished Wizdumb

Love hard. Work hard. Play hard. Learn something new everyday. Teach others. Lead by example. Stay away from drama. When you fuck up, take ownership. It’s okay to make mistakes as long as they are new mistakes. Find someone to laugh with often. If you can’t find someone to laugh with, then at least laugh … Continued

THIS IS WAYYYYY MORE THAN JUST FUNNY!

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW… If there ever was an article I’d kill to plagiarize and pass off as my own it would be the one I read this afternoon in The New Yorker titled, PLAYGROUND PURGATORY written by Colin Nissan. Colin, I don’t know you personally but what I do know is that you’re … Continued

THE REPOSTESS WITH THE MOSTESS

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW… Here’s The REPOST On The Original Mother’s Day Blog: A WORD FROM YOUR MUTHA!    Read. Like. Share. Comment. Laugh. Cry. Repeat…………..

PURELY UNPOLISHED

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW…. My friend Melissa was kind enough to share this purely unpolished prize with me after she stumbled upon it amongst her daughter’s school papers. Michela, age 6, had been learning about the five senses in class.  Her picture below speaks for itself and I’m pretty sure it needs no further … Continued

Youth Basketball Mom

“MOM…. Where’s my uniform?” “MOM…. What time is my game?’ “MOM… We can’t be late or else our team gets an automatic foul.” “MOM… Who else is coming to watch me play today?” “MOM…. Can you help me find my lucky water bottle?” “MOM…. I think my sports goggles need to be tightened.” “MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM” Hey … Continued

It's COOL To Be KIND

Folks of Baltimore,  it’s enough!  What the fuck is the matter with you people?  Don’t you know that reacting to violence with more violence is not solving a damn thing?  What kind of message do you think that sends to our younger generation?  Clearly you need a refresher course in human behavior.  Clearly you need … Continued

Unpolished Potpourri

Typically, my head spins a million miles an hour in a million different directions.  Most of the time I’m able to extrapolate a single thought from my cluster fuck of a brain and write a cohesive post on that specific topic. Today is not one of those days. Today, my cluster fucked brain is doubly … Continued

National Unpolished Day

National Siblings Day.  That’s a thing?  National High Five Day.  That’s a thing?  National Short Girl Appreciation Day.  National Happy Husband Appreciation Day.  National Attorneys Day???  Those are real things?  What?  Those are all real named holiday-esque dates on the calendar to be acknowledged?  Since when? According to Instagram and city of Las Vegas, April … Continued

STILL Got Yoga?!

Okay, so I know half of my readers probably saw the title of this blog and were like,“Ohhh really?  She’s back to a yoga post again?  Cool.” I also know the other half of my readers probably saw the title of this blog and were like, “Ohhh really?  She’s back to a yoga post again? … Continued