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The Unpolished Summer Reading List

School’s out for the summer.  The kids have received their reading assignments so I figured the adults should get some assignments too.  Why not, right? For those of you who are brand new blog followers or have only recently checked out the dark unpolished side, I’ve taken it upon myself to gather a few of the … Continued

UNPOLISHED FATHER'S DAY FUNNIES

  JUST TO LET YOU KNOW……. Sunday is Father’s Day; so in honor of all the Dear Old Dads, the Baby Daddy’s and even the SugarDaddy’s out there, I’ve taken it upon myself to gather some unpolished video clips and assorted unpolished websites for your enjoyment! CLICK ON THE LINKS BELOW FOR SOME FUN, UNPOLISHED … Continued

"EVERYBODY'S FREE TO WEAR SUNSCREEN"

Today I heard a song I’ve heard a hundred times before but for some reason now, the lyrics really resonate with me. In the past I’ve felt compelled to share song lyrics that have evoked emotion and today’s entry is an example of such. Maybe you know the song.  Maybe you don’t.  Regardless, read the … Continued

You Cook Like Sh*t And I F#@!ck'd Your Brother!

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW… Tomorrow is the Belmont Stakes!  Have you placed your bets yet? To get into the horse racing spirit, take a look at one of the most unpolished horse racing clips I’ve ever seen. Everrrrr. It’s hilarious.  Trust me. I don’t care if you are single, married, separated, divorced, straight, gay, … Continued

The Camp Shtick… Here We Go Again

Yup, here we go again.  ‘Tis the season for my new and improved unpolished camp shtick about the packing of the trunks and all the crap that I gotta do to get prepared for the big send-off. What?  You forgot about the original camp shtick blogs from last year?  Well have no fear, allow me … Continued

Unpolished Wizdumb

Love hard. Work hard. Play hard. Learn something new everyday. Teach others. Lead by example. Stay away from drama. When you fuck up, take ownership. It’s okay to make mistakes as long as they are new mistakes. Find someone to laugh with often. If you can’t find someone to laugh with, then at least laugh … Continued

THIS IS WAYYYYY MORE THAN JUST FUNNY!

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW… If there ever was an article I’d kill to plagiarize and pass off as my own it would be the one I read this afternoon in The New Yorker titled, PLAYGROUND PURGATORY written by Colin Nissan. Colin, I don’t know you personally but what I do know is that you’re … Continued

THE REPOSTESS WITH THE MOSTESS

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW… Here’s The REPOST On The Original Mother’s Day Blog: A WORD FROM YOUR MUTHA!    Read. Like. Share. Comment. Laugh. Cry. Repeat…………..

PURELY UNPOLISHED

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW…. My friend Melissa was kind enough to share this purely unpolished prize with me after she stumbled upon it amongst her daughter’s school papers. Michela, age 6, had been learning about the five senses in class.  Her picture below speaks for itself and I’m pretty sure it needs no further … Continued

Youth Basketball Mom

“MOM…. Where’s my uniform?” “MOM…. What time is my game?’ “MOM… We can’t be late or else our team gets an automatic foul.” “MOM… Who else is coming to watch me play today?” “MOM…. Can you help me find my lucky water bottle?” “MOM…. I think my sports goggles need to be tightened.” “MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM” Hey … Continued