Saturday night I went out for dinner with a bunch of old friends. After two scotches, a glass of Prosecco and a Corona, I announced that having just had my second and final phone call of the summer with my sleep-away camp kid, and hearing him say, “Ma you can ask me one more question, … Continued
Nope, I’m not whipping up Sizzlean. It’s more like SIZZLE-MEAN. For the better part of the last two days I’ve been home filling my dance card with the highly acclaimed American political drama series, House of Cards. Forget about six degrees of Kevin Bacon. My head is spinning three hundred sixty degrees from the whiplash … Continued
I hate wasting, which is why I always go for the leftovers. I typically find all the good leftovers in my fridge, but the other night I found The Leftovers on my television and boy oh boy did it satisfy my appetite! THE LEFTOVERS: Things That Make You Go Hmmmm The Leftovers is a new … Continued
Seriously, it’s not that big of a deal. Trust me, it’s no more than a tease. Calm down people, it’s just a trailer. Yes, the trilogy was a huge phenomena. In fact, it was the most exciting “3-Peat” to hit suburbia in years. And yes, Fifty Shades of Grey, Darker and Freed made housewives everywhere equally … Continued
The Mile High Club is not what it used to be. Not. At. All. When there’s no other choice but to escort your hyper-active, six-year old, lunatic son to the lavatory about a dozen times during a two hour flight, it sure does gives new meaning to being a member of The Mile High … Continued
I can not believe there’s no false advertising when it comes to those dollar stores. Seriously, I’m SHOCKED. Everything’s $1.00. This weekend is Visiting Day, so yesterday I went to Dollar Tree to load up on crap for my kid. I’m still broke from paying the camp tuition, so I skipped Target because as we … Continued
JUST TO LET YOU KNOW… I saw this and laughed. Then said, “That’s Funny… And I Don’t Even Like Cats.” I hope it makes you laugh too. Wishing you all a great, unpolished day! That is all. Thanks Elissa Z. You know how much I appreciate your humor!
JUST TO LET YOU KNOW… There were three of us in the car heading South on I-95 to the airport this morning. There were only two of us in the car heading North on I-95 approximately ninety-seven minutes later. The whole thing is still such a blur. I suppose the double dose of the anti-anxiety … Continued
Okay, so I got the trunks packed. Yes, getting all the crap together in preparation for packing the trunks was the biggest pain in ass ever but honestly, once that part was done the act of actually putting the shit into the trunks wasn’t that bad. I mean, it’s not rocket science. Believe it or not, … Continued
It would take forever to type the countless quotes about how everything in life changes and nothing stays the same. To some degree the famous sayings are all true. However, as I grow up one thing does remain, and that is the love I have for my Dad. Last June I published the blog titled, … Continued
