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FIFTY SHADES OF I HATE TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO…

I thought today would be an appropriate time to repost the blog I wrote back in July when the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer was first released. Nobody likes to hear, “I TOLD YOU SO” however since the movie hits theaters today I want to make it clear that I stand by my original opinions … Continued

Just To Let You Know…THAT'S UNPOLISHEDLY FUNNY!

  JUST TO LET YOU KNOW… Today after yoga, I looked at my text messages and found this gem waiting for me. One of my unpolished friends snapped the shot in a local parking lot right here in South Florida and send it to me knowing I’d find it unpolishedly funny! Sometimes a picture says … Continued

Dreams Do Come True At Sogno Salon Of Parkland

In Italian the word Sogno means dream.  At Sogno Salon of Parkland dreams do come true.  Let me tell you why. My Mom and I recently spent some well needed, long overdue time together.  It was really special because rarely do we get a chance to have an entire Mother/Daughter day of uninterrupted fun. We … Continued

OXYMORONS

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW… I love literary devices.  You know what I’m talking about, right?  Metaphors, similes, hyperboles, alliteration.  That stuff.  I mean, how can I not?  I’m trying to be a legit writer, so if I didn’t love all that wordy shit it would be weird.  Wouldn’t it? It would be weird.  Wouldn’t … Continued

Phlegm Phlegm Go Away. Come Again Another Day

I’ve been under the weather for dayzzz.  I’m not laid up in bed anymore, but I’m definitely not a hundred percent yet either.  My usual agenda of unpolished activities is still in a holding pattern. I gotta get back to my sched.  In all honesty, I really shouldn’t complain because it’s been two whole years … Continued

BOYHOOD… "A Moving 12 Year Epic"

BOYHOOD… Wow.  We NEEEEEEDDDD to discuss this movie.  Have you seen it?  No?  Not yet?  That’s okay.  Don’t exit out of the blog yet.  Keep reading.  Lemme give you the cliff notes.  Boyhood is a film written and directed by Richard Linklater about the life of a young man, Mason, from age 5 to age … Continued

Farewell Braverman Family Farewell

Thursday night I’m gonna say goodbye once and for all to the Bravemans.  I know it seems silly but I’m choked up just reading back that sentence.  Saying goodbye.  Once and for all.  The Bravermans.  Gulp.  It’ll be a miracle if my computer doesn’t short out by the time this blog entry is completed due … Continued

No Gifts Please.

She specifically said, “NO GIFTS PLEASE.”  Actually, she was adamant about no gifts. I know this because SHE TOLD ME SO which is why I worded it that way in the group text I sent to a dozen and a half girls inviting them to a birthday dinner celebrating our friend. Maybe no one knows what adamant … Continued

It's The ADULTS Who Put The BAR In Mitzvah!

Saturday night I went to a Bar Mitzvah.  It was a freakin’ blast.  As if my aching feet weren’t reminder enough of how much fun I had, yesterday my witty friend Robin who was also there, sent me an email recapping her perfectly unpolished version of the evening.  It’s too good not to share.  I … Continued